Fry's Life.

NO GUM WITH SUGAR?

AND ALL THE GUM HAS ASPARTAME IN IT? AND ASPARTAME IS A POISON?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

OTL, you see, I’m not supposed to have sugar free gum, because there is poison in it, and it’s not something you’re going to want in your body.

BUT WHY DOES ALL GUM CONTAIN ASPARTAME?

alsdjfijawe SERIOUSLY.

I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN GUM THAT WON’T KILL ME EVENTUALLY.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? /sobs